August 25, 2016 at 8:41 pm #4008
To Whom it may concern, I have been Auto banned possibly for withdrawing a cool quarter of a Mil from the atm. I understand that this would ring alarm bells at the DAT ARMA3 EPOCH AU Reserve Bank, mainly because requested transactions of such substantial sums, necessitates the actual production and presentation of said Krypto. Yeah yeah, it all looks great on a computer screen, all those numbers and decimal points, but something about actually asking for YOUR Krypto, “Hard physical Krypto”, blows the wind up those manager types at head office. Anyways, after my initial request, one of the junior techs must have stuffed up because low and behold, the machine spat out the Krypto. No problem then you say, but wait, as I attempted to walk away from the machine, my world suddenly went black. I was frozen, unable to move, an image appeared inside my eyeballs – “You have been auto-banned!” I blinked, shook my head and thought, “No this must be some kind of mistake”. I requested the dispensation of MY Krypto, was given MY Krypto. Had I tied the ATM to my Strider and ripped it from it’s foundation, dragging it away into the bush to plunder, had I stuck a tube into it’s deposits receptacle and pumped it full of acetylene gas before igniting it (at a safe distance of course), before jumping around grabbing floating Krypt from out of the air, had I attached and detonated a satchel charge to the thing, had I… but NO, although I must admit to ‘thinking’ of doing some/all of these things to some/all of your ATM’s, on this occasion I did not. Never the less, your administration has deemed me a criminal! I have now on no fewer than half a dozen times, attempted to leave the immediate area of the ATM but each time I am physically detained, paralyzed, mind goes blank, message “You have been…da da da” I hereby demand a resolution to this situation. I also seek token compensation of 1 krypto and a full apology from Mr big Wig Bank Dood. Yours Sincerely, Eugenica. How dare you put a lady through this, it is a disgrace!August 25, 2016 at 10:55 pm #4009
Dear old lady, I have removed the ban and rolled out a change which will hopefully resolve your issue. Next time try withdrawing less cash, poker machines on pension week really don’t require that much cash in one go. Don’t forget to pay your bills online so you don’t cause unnecessary lines at the post office. Regards, Carcus.August 27, 2016 at 10:42 pm #4031
Thank you Mr Bank Manager/ scenery arranger/ vehicle supplier/ spawn adjuster/ God. Just as you said, I was able to leave the bank unhindered and with my 1/4 mill in Krypto stuffed in my string shopping bag. I must inform you that I am quiet offended to have you believe me to be a common “slapper”. I do not feed my Krypto into those lifeless machines, however, I love to spend big on Helicopters. So I immediately drove my sports hatch (at speed), over to the dealers sale shed and purchased a brand new Mi-48 Kajman. I was now armed to the teeth (which is good because I lack any of my own), and with the gentle but firm hand of the expert I have become commanding these aircraft , up I lifted and away I went. The wonderful feeling I was experiencing was suddenly replaced by fear and horror as I realized too late that I had failed to put on my bi focal spectacles. I was flying blind – blind as a bat – I fumbled in my handbag and put them on only to be presented with a now crystal clear view of what was before me… Power lines. “Well that is rather unfortunate”! I thought, just as my body caught fire and exploded as one with the craft that I would now never be given the chance to fall in love with. I should have stayed home that day.September 23, 2016 at 2:14 pm #4096
BAM AND FOLEY WAS GONE…. just got an epochmod autobanSeptember 23, 2016 at 2:14 pm #4097
[MERC] FoleySeptember 23, 2016 at 2:31 pm #4098
I have removed the ban. When did it happen? As you were joining the server? Let know if you get any Battleeye bans too as the server has updated to v1.64 of Arma3 which Epoch doesn’t have full support for at the moment so I may need to fine tune some stuff.September 23, 2016 at 3:14 pm #4099
yeah it was upon joining. and was just before i postyedSeptember 23, 2016 at 3:22 pm #4100
straight up re banned on joining haha… ill wait till sunday.. lolSeptember 23, 2016 at 7:46 pm #4101
Kaine and I are getting the same autoban as soon as we load in.September 23, 2016 at 7:54 pm #4102
Just having a look now, its due to some new Arma3 functionality causing the autobans. Hoping to have it resolved soon and I will ensure all bans are removed.September 23, 2016 at 9:03 pm #4103
Can someone try and join now.September 23, 2016 at 9:36 pm #4104
Try againSeptember 23, 2016 at 9:47 pm #4105
Ok everyone should be good to join again now. The Arma3 v1.64 update is not compatible with EpochMod so I’ve put a workaround in to prevent the issues so we can keep playing until EpochMod release an update. All bans have been removed.
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